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monday morning

6 Jun

my dream, obvs.

xo charlotte

typical

25 May

so this is going to be another post about boys…SORRY!!!! it seems that all my posts revolve around boys…and food. probably because those are the two main loves of my life (pathetic, i know.) this post has been inspired by the fact that i have been watching a lot of movies and tv lately. (also pathetic, i know.) but some eye candy that i’ve been ogling lately:

colin egglesfield, 38, from “something borrowed”

look at those gorgeous eyes GAHH i die. my favorite hair and eye color combo…SOOOO hot.

Chord Overstreet, 22, from “glee”

much more age appropriate, but just as gorgeous. that justin bieber hair (yes, i still have bieber fever!) those eyes. those lips. and even sexier…HE SINGS. i wish he would sing me to sleep at night…too bad he’s dating taylor swift (but hopefully she will be writing an angry song about him soon…)

rob kardashian, 24, he’s a kardashian.

he might be a douchebag but he’s still a hot dbag! kind of also not doing anything with his life and mooching off his sisters, but he still has time before i’d actually say he’s a “loser.”besides,  he gets paid to party..so jealous. plus his tattoo sleeves are soooo sexy. something about sleeves that i looove.

and last but not least….

SAILORS, any age, us navy

or any man serving his country (and dressed in uniform lol) perfect timing too, cus it’s fleet week!!! and you bet that the three of us shall be heading to the city to creep on these hotties ;)

can’t wait,

Mary

guess what i did today!!

10 May

i fed orphaned baby squirrels and orphaned baby rabbits with a syringe :) it was a lot cooler than it sounds, lol. so anyway, today was my first day of my internship at a wildlife rehab center and i had a great time! even though it’s kinda far from my house (over an hour drive) i realized this is totally worth it because i LOVE animals, and i realized i definitely want to pursue an animal-care related path. i thought that i was going to be cleaning cages or something just as unappealing before i got there but the first thing i did was taught how to catch the baby squirrels from their cages, hold them in a washcloth, and feed them formula until they didn’t want anymore. and omg i died..they were ADORABLE (even though some of them kept pooping on me..yuck). this is not me, but this pic is exactly what it looked like (except i had to put them in a washcloth because rabbit pee can carry a virus that is dangerous to humans):

i also got to see a fox with rabies that was going to have to be put down (sad), orphaned fox kits, orphaned raccoons, and a muskrat that was being released in the wild today! i’m not allowed to touch any of these animals unless i get my rabies vaccinations though (for legit reasons). after just one day of working there, i have so much respect for the woman that runs it. she is a saint. there is basically no other words to describe her. she takes care of these animals, 24/7. i was only there from 11-4, and fed the animals once. she has to feed ALL the animals, and since they’re babies, 3-4 times a day. she had already fed them breakfast a couple hours before i arrived, and later tonight she has to feed them all again. there are over 30 baby squirrels, raccoons, fox, and oppossums!! pretty soon, she said a bunch of baby deer (fawn) are going to need taking care of! (i can’t wait!) in addition, she has to take care of her own family — cooking breakfast and dinner! i don’t know how she does it because after one day, i’m exhausted. she is actually amazing…

in addition, there was another boy who had stopped by to drop off a baby raccoon that someone had brought into the animal hospital that he worked at. he was not my type, but there was just something about him. he was built, with shoulder-length hair, and tattoos on both his arms…kind of reminded me of a character from grease, like a stereotypical “bad boy”. if i didn’t know him i would think he was one of those boys who liked to torture animals for fun. super quiet. but watching him feed the baby squirrels…it was almost magical. (totally serious right now). he was SO sweet with them and talked to some of them.  i think i fell in love. after talking to him i found out he wanted to be a vet, and that he even takes care of wild baby animals in his home, and one of the adult squirrels at the rehab center was actually one that he saved and raised(now i ACTUALLY fell in love!) i don’t even know him but watching him take care of  the animals was just…SO HOT. apparently he doesn’t come around that often since he works full-time at the hospital, but hopefully he will be in the next two months…

and can i just say NOTHING beats driving down the highway blasting taylor swift with the windows down and the sun shining…i couldn’t get the smile off my face :) i’m going back tomorrow morning too…can’t wait!!!!

-Mary

in honor of m’s post

27 Apr

i’ve realized something traumatic after reading m’s post. no, not that i won’t see my family for 5 months while i’m in australia but that  i will NOT be in here for the last harry potter movie (or m’s 20th bday!!)

HEDWIG..just kiddin’, hedwig’s dead. but seriously…THIS IS NOT OKAY. i love harry potter and daniel radcliffe even though he’s a midget (i saw his you-know-what in equus..it was kinda disturbing, not gonna lie) and ron weasley is my favorite ginger hands down.  i’m genuinely upset by this realization…HP was also a big part of my life. they’re my favorite books (esp 4, 6 & 7..i HATE 5!) which is funny because the first 3 times i tried  to read the sorceror’s stone i couldn’t even finish the first chapter. and i can’t believe i’m going to miss HP7. but it’s also weird to think that i’ve grown up at the same time as the actors in the movie. it’s weird to think that i’ve grown up as much as they have:

even neville longbottom (matthew lewis) is  HOT as long as he keeps his mouth closed is HOT. (he IS british though..enough said)

oh gosh, i remember when neville was just this chubby little nerd (this is also what people probably said about me in middle school too) and now he’s SEXY (again, minus the teeth..i’m really a teeth person. i like boys with nice teeth. teeth can really be a dealbreaker.)

anyway i’m going to try to figure out if harry potter comes out in Australia because if it doesn’t i’m not going to get to see the movie til the end of november :(

-Mary

please excuse me for being emo today

17 Apr

“There’s someone in her past that she hasn’t gotten over yet.
Each day is like the last and she misses what she can’t forget.
It’s just an empty space where something used to be.
Now she guards the gate, but she’s lost the key.
No one enters, but no one leaves.”

Mary

boys BOys yum yUm

6 Apr

so i like boys…A LOT. i mean what girl doesn’t? (excluding lesbians, that is.) if you’re like me, i started noticing the male race in about first grade where i loved this little japanese friend in my class named kokoro (LOL) i remember i had the BIGGEST crush on him, and then in fourth grade on this chinese kid named derrick. i remember getting so excited to talk to him on AIM when i got my first screenname, azngrkgrl (LOL), and used to wait for him to sign on every single night. this is really ironic though, because ever since i actually hit puberty i don’t find any asian boys attractive and i don’t know why. i’m not racist, they are just not my cup o’ tea. even the good looking ones don’t do it for me–i see they’re good looking, but i am NOT attracted to them at all. so this got me thinking, how has my taste in boys changed over the years? I remember having my first celebrity crush at age 8 and have completely new ones now, so i thought i’d give you the rundown:

Mary, age 8 – got my first n*sync CD and LOVED jc…i even had a doll of him (not creepy at all…)

Mary, age 13 – real boys didn’t cut it anymore. my dream was to become an elf and marry legolas from lord of the rings. my love for legolas was so strong i dedicated a whole wall of my room to him (which included the poster below) so i could stare at him every night before i went to bed and could wake up and see his face in the morning. i even tried to learn how to speak elvish for a couple weeks…please don’t judge me.

mary, age 13.5 – realized legolas was not a real person, and the closest i could get to him would be through the person who plays him, orlando bloom. hence, my obsession with legolas evolves to orlando bloom, which is slightly more realistic (aka not at all). best scene ever is when he is practically naked in troy…unfortunately they did not show the goodies…what a tease. he was also pretty drool-worthy in pirates. my dreams were crushed after i read in a magazine that orlando “had a thing” for girls with blonde hair and blue eyes :(

mary, age 16 – after i watched she’s the man and step up, i could not stop thinking about channing tatum (even though he sometimes reminds me of a gorilla). i mean he just LOOKS delicious….so jealous of jenna dewan (his WIFE), that lucky bitch

mary, age 17 – like every other girl in the world, after reading all four twilight books within a week i developed a crush on edward cullen and jacob black…at the same time…no team edward or team jacob for me. i was team threesome. (i hope no one is homophobic and gets offended by this pic..if you do..chill out! its a joke!) btw, once upon a time i made a boy read twilight out loud to me and he did it…what a tool hehe.


mary, age 19.5 – wait for it, wait for it…..

BABY BABY BABY PLEEEASEE OH BABY..what i would do to be his one less lonely girl. haha JUST KIDDING. i’m not THAT creepy and pedofileish. i mean i’m probably twice the size of him–NOT attractive.

in reality, i have found a ton of hottie (age-appropriate) celeb crushies like garett hedlund (omg i died watching tron) and ryan kwanten who SHOULD be a vampire in true blood because he is THAT sexaayy.

However for some reason, throughout the last five years, ever since watching Jackass and Jackass 2 (which happen to be some of my favorite movies) my love for johnny knoxville has prevailed. no matter how old he gets i think he is one of the sexiest guys…ever. it might be his faux-hawk, his signature aviators, how he has his daughter’s name tattooed on his chest over his heart, his voice, his sense of humor or all of this combined. i just find him SO sexy, even though a lot of girls do not agree.

please don’t judge me on my taste (or lack of) of boys but i’m sure you have had your share of secret (or not so secret) weird obsessions. but seriously…

pCe bitches.
Mary

my new obsession

28 Mar

MAC MILLER

his dance moves are SOOOOOOO cute:

this one’s my fave:

perfect stoner music:

he might be like the new sam adams but he is by far a better rapper and he’s blowing up fast….for good reason too, his lyrics are pretty legit and his beats are just relaxing. he reminds me of a leprachaun but if you’re into that kinda thing i’m sorry to inform you he’s taken by his high school sweetheart…how cute is that??? i wonder how long that’ll last though…

pce out,

Mary