About

hey bitches!  welcome to our blog!  we’re sooo happy that you’ve found us.  after much thought, we’ve decided to combine our creative genius (yeah right) and create a space where we can make fun of each other and share stories about our craycray lives!  we live the most ridiculous, hilarious, fun-filled lives EVA!  We are also completely obsessed with each other, btw.  let’s start off by introducing ourselves!

my name is charlotte!  i’m bitch #1 and am a mayjah diva.  i’m an uber-wasp from ct, but i am also a walking contradiction.  i am incredibly ocd-neat, but also ridiculous, insanely sarcastic, and fun-loving.  i am an absolute andre whore.  things happen to me that would just never happen to anyone else.  i have a fabulous life and i LOVE living it!

my roommate mary is bitch #2.  she’s half greek and half korean, but we focus almost entirely on her azn side.  mary hails from the dirty jerz, and she and bitch #3 actually went to high school together!  she is super book smart, but a little daffy and has a problem where she repeats everything anyone says.

bitch #3, mary and my suite-mate, is known as m.  m is jewish (ahhh so jealous!) and had a ridic black tie bat mitzvah that we still hear about all the time.  m’s mom is obsessed with her and she gets a minimum of 87 packages a week.  she loves music, her sorority, watching tv in bed, and chocolate.

the three of us met at the beginning of our freshmen year at a small liberal arts college in the northeast.  it was love at first sight, and we’ve been inseparable ever since.  ohhh wait, was that only a year ago?  feels like it’s been for-EVVA!  stay tuned for more of our crazy antics!