hey bitches! welcome to our blog! we’re sooo happy that you’ve found us. after much thought, we’ve decided to combine our creative genius (yeah right) and create a space where we can make fun of each other and share stories about our craycray lives! we live the most ridiculous, hilarious, fun-filled lives EVA! We are also completely obsessed with each other, btw. let’s start off by introducing ourselves!
my name is charlotte! i’m bitch #1 and am a mayjah diva. i’m an uber-wasp from ct, but i am also a walking contradiction. i am incredibly ocd-neat, but also ridiculous, insanely sarcastic, and fun-loving. i am an absolute andre whore. things happen to me that would just never happen to anyone else. i have a fabulous life and i LOVE living it!
my roommate mary is bitch #2. she’s half greek and half korean, but we focus almost entirely on her azn side. mary hails from the dirty jerz, and she and bitch #3 actually went to high school together! she is super book smart, but a little daffy and has a problem where she repeats everything anyone says.
bitch #3, mary and my suite-mate, is known as m. m is jewish (ahhh so jealous!) and had a ridic black tie bat mitzvah that we still hear about all the time. m’s mom is obsessed with her and she gets a minimum of 87 packages a week. she loves music, her sorority, watching tv in bed, and chocolate.
the three of us met at the beginning of our freshmen year at a small liberal arts college in the northeast. it was love at first sight, and we’ve been inseparable ever since. ohhh wait, was that only a year ago? feels like it’s been for-EVVA! stay tuned for more of our crazy antics!
you girls seem super adorable :) i want to meet you three bitches
That’s so sweet, Joe! Thanks so much for reading! Stay tuned- we’ve got a lot more where this came from!