hey bitches!

23 Feb

hey bitches!  welcome to our blog!  we’re sooo happy that you’ve found us.  after much thought, we’ve decided to combine our creative genius (yeah right) and create a space where we can make fun of each other and share stories about our craycray lives!  we live the most ridiculous, hilarious, fun-filled lives EVA!  We are also completely obsessed with each other, btw.  let’s start off by introducing ourselves!

my name is charlotte!  i’m bitch #1 and am a mayjah diva.  i’m an uber-wasp from ct, but i am also a walking contradiction.  i am incredibly ocd-neat, but also ridiculous, insanely sarcastic, and fun-loving.  i am an absolute andre whore.  things happen to me that would just never happen to anyone else.  i have a fabulous life and i LOVE living it!

my roommate mary is bitch #2.  she’s half greek and half korean, but we focus almost entirely on her azn side.  mary hails from the dirty jerz, and she and bitch #3 actually went to high school together!  she is super book smart, but a little daffy and has a problem where she repeats everything anyone says.

bitch #3, mary and my suite-mate, is known as m.  m is jewish (ahhh so jealous!) and had a ridic black tie bat mitzvah that we still hear about all the time.  m’s mom is obsessed with her and she gets a minimum of 87 packages a week.  she loves music, her sorority, watching tv in bed, and chocolate.

the three of us met at the beginning of our freshmen year at a small liberal arts college in the northeast.  it was love at first sight, and we’ve been inseparable ever since.  ohhh wait, was that only a year ago?  feels like it’s been for-EVVA!  stay tuned for more of our crazy antics!

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5 Responses to “hey bitches!”

  1. NICKI COHEN February 23, 2011 at 8:45 pm #

    Sounds like a book in the making !!!! I loved it !! You girls sound so cute !

    • Rule of Three February 23, 2011 at 11:03 pm #

      thanks so much, mrs. cohen! we’re already working on our memoir haha.

  2. kkm February 23, 2011 at 10:58 pm #

    i can ACTUALLY hear charlotte’s voice in my head when i read her posts. it’s creepy but i kinda like it.

    • Rule of Three February 23, 2011 at 11:01 pm #

      haha i LOVE you kimmycupcake!!! come visit!

  3. MOM February 24, 2011 at 5:31 pm #

    calling each other “bitches” -not cool

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